Post by Jared Wentz on May 25, 2007 18:46:35 GMT -5
JOKE
Male
19 years old
Los Angeles
United States
My name's Jared.
I'm in a band called Xerox.
I like eating jellybeans and making a mess.
I live on caffeine and I enjoy being a twat.
I get called Joke. Initials = JK = Joke. You follow?
I'm rarely seen outside without a videocamera to hide behind.
Smile, you're on JOKE TV.
I'm stealing this connection off my next door neighbors. :]
I own four pet rocks, one is Bubble, one is Squeak, one is Rocky and the other is Harvey.
Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread.
It's spelt W-E-N-T-Z you illiterate fools. I am not Jared WENCE or any other variation of that name.
It's really not that hard.
W as in Wanker.
E as in Erratic (Nah, that wasn't what I typed first time.)
N as is Nob.
T as in Twat
Z as in Zenzizenzizenzic (Go on, go and look it up on the internet, you know you wanna.)
Male
19 years old
Los Angeles
United States
My name's Jared.
I'm in a band called Xerox.
I like eating jellybeans and making a mess.
I live on caffeine and I enjoy being a twat.
I get called Joke. Initials = JK = Joke. You follow?
I'm rarely seen outside without a videocamera to hide behind.
Smile, you're on JOKE TV.
I'm stealing this connection off my next door neighbors. :]
I own four pet rocks, one is Bubble, one is Squeak, one is Rocky and the other is Harvey.
Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread.
It's spelt W-E-N-T-Z you illiterate fools. I am not Jared WENCE or any other variation of that name.
It's really not that hard.
W as in Wanker.
E as in Erratic (Nah, that wasn't what I typed first time.)
N as is Nob.
T as in Twat
Z as in Zenzizenzizenzic (Go on, go and look it up on the internet, you know you wanna.)
JOKE's Interests
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General:
coffee. coffee. coffee coffee. coffee. sex. music. coffee. games. more coffee. paintball. coffee. jellybeans. music. coffee. kthnxs.
Music:
The Cure, The Misfits, Black Flag, Journey, Neurosis, Xerox, dur. Oh, and a stupid little band called InDie Disko who get off on being a big pun. :]
Movies:
Jackass.
Television:
TV is for the uninspired.
Heroes:
Henry VII
JOKE's Details
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Status: Divorced
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Lesbian
Hometown: Lap(dance)land
Body type: Bodybuilder
Ethnicity: Asian
Religion: Wiccan
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Children: Proud parent
Occupation: Noise-maker//Midwife on my days off
Income: $250,000 and Higher[/size]